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Est. 2026 · Gifts of questionable merit

Gifts nobody asked for.

A serious store for unserious gifts. Carefully selected. Professionally shipped. Deeply regrettable.

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Whoopee Cushion[PRICE]

Classic. Reliable. Performs under pressure.

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Fake Lottery Tickets[PRICE]

For the coworker who has everything except hope.

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Prank Gift Box[PRICE]

The box lies. The gift inside does not.

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Fart Whistle[PRICE]

An instrument for the less musically gifted.

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Crime Scene Tape[PRICE]

Wrap your cubicle. Establish boundaries.

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Bloody Finger[PRICE]

Lends a hand. Partially.

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The box is a lie.
The gift is worse.

They'll open it expecting the worst. Deliver slightly better.

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Prank gift box [PRICE]

A real printed box for a product that should not exist. Your gift hides inside. Add it at checkout.

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Ships flat. Assembly is part of the joke.
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